To-do list:

I've spent weeks asking African-American pundits to talk with me on the record about race for my book

+1

Well, it's better writing than anything he'd have done himself at least.

Similarly, Walt Frazier is continuing his longstanding alliance with Greenpeace to raise awareness for endangered species through his wardrobe.

It has been a precipitous fall for this team

If someone was naked in my bed, they could be bleeding in seven different places for all I cared.

someone who's been "in and out of jail from the age of 16 until 2008 for a variety of crimes."

Awesome.

NSFQB

You look at X-rays and it's sticking off to the left, but at the same time I've got full rotation. What more do you want me to do?

Carmelo Anthony said the Knicks needed a win

Finally, one injury Favre will never be mythologized for having played through.

"EAT CROWE BABY!" was the first and most important directive at the open casting call for Singles.

My New Orleans trip consisted of me losing all my money and contracting swine flu from 2 dirty hookers.

John Calipari had moved the Wildcats out of their Newark hotel, giving some excuse about wanting a place "on the outskirts of the city ... so they didn't have any distractions."

Awesome. +1

If You Didn’t Know Derrick Williams Before, You Do Now

Strangely, the dog's post-game interview wasn't the first time someone had simply responded "WOOF" to every question about a Women's Professional Soccer league game.

Here's the original video, almost ruined by atrocious editing. We've cleaned it up a bit.