"Oh, that," he says. "That's some ugliness. It was done before I got the house."

Many scouts think it's unfair to judge Fredette until he finishes growing and Paxson a few more pounds.

Can we never be forced to picture Jason Whitlock riding anyone ever again? My stomach just turned.

+1

Antoine Walker is bringing back The Shimmy; only now, he busts it out to celebrate finding a half-eaten Blimpie sub in the D-League press area.

Didn't Jon Barry also recently call Dejuan Blair the most important player on the Spurs' team this season? He and Ric Bucher should have a pre-game show during the Finals where they just try to outdo each other with outlandish, completely irrational predictions and analyses. Then at halftime, whoever proves to be more…

anyone hornily hurling themselves in front of a car

It was good! I enjoyed it and wanted to say so! Glad we had this little conference so I can acknowledge that now.

Glad it wasn't just me. Thing is, amid all the freaking out, I was never too concerned one way or the other with the changes on the whole. If the content's there, I'm gonna be there too. However it's gonna look, I just want it to work.

First of all, I completely agree. I love the new crew, but I'm missing Craggs dearly.

Nice. I felt like I owed him a H/T as it was.

But attending that one would probably make it tough to catch the puck drop.

Oh hey I get it! It's like the College Basketball brackets, but with animals instead of teams to make a mockery of those silly boys and their dumb sports! HaHa! HaHa! Classic! Way to really take it to those stupid sports fans! HaHa! There's no way this will get old! HaHa! HaHa! [SNORRRT] HaHa! HaHa!

The saddest part is that these guys thought those "GOD HATES SOCCER PLAYERS" signs were showing sympathy for their elimination from the tournament.

+1

Yeah I know. I feel like one of the first things I read about your namesake was in that magazine in fact. Then a few years later it was All Green Day, All The Time. I didn't even see it happen.

The AP is standing by its reporter.

"Well, it's not quite the WORST Nugget misspelling I've ever seen."

Holy shit. I was wondering why that rolled off the tongue so naturally when proofreading it. Totally didn't even make that connection. Awesome.

Now hold on a minute here. She just apologized for fucking up and expects everyone to just move on and be cool with it? Who does she think she is, a white male football-playing rapist?