And yet Batman still can't shut up her sister Activate.

And yet Batman still can't shut up her sister Activate.

And yet Batman still can't shut up her sister Activate.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Ticket increases will make the Knicks the 1st NBA team ever to average $100/ticket

There's a seamless (and greatly simplified) flow of league history from Wilt to pretty much everyone's family tree.

Eric Dampier, meanwhile, continues to provide an underscore of a post presence.

Hey, this is the same formula I use to calculate the Dissenting Union Healing Ratio, also known as DUHR!

In a related story, umpire Angel Hernandez is falling into an existential crisis, having just learned that he's not in fact the most popular baseball figure in Anaheim.

Proven experience in spinning and preparing cotton candy

Coyotes officials salvaged some PR in the region by explaining that all the $40 Olive Garden gift certificates had already been used up by all the thieving Mexicans.

Sammy Bossut, goalkeeper for Zulte

Therein lies the true talent of David Stern, and for that matter Bud Selig: getting 30-plus owners, with overlapping yet distinct goals, to speak as one.

'Y-y-you had no right to do that. Y-y-you spoiled it for everybody!'

"I'm suing too, goddammit. Hot dog in the eye? Motherfucker, that's MY thing!"

I was out of commission yesterday, but I really think ejaculation would be more fun for everyone if it made the "PHWWONNNG!" sound that the ring shields made in the old Genesis Sonic The Hedgehog games.

Dude fell down like a table missing one of its legs.

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