After reading this several times, I'm still not sure if you're defending him for being pissed at the trade or criticizing him for effectively forcing it by expecting too much money from the Celtics next year. Regardless, I don't know if the Celtics are that much clearer a title threat than the Thunder even this year…

Yeah, it'd be brutal to go from a team of aging stars making one last run at a title to a team with 2 of the best and most respected young players in the game, reigning Coach of the Year, great home crowds and a universally heralded GM who has them in position to be a serious contender for many years to come. Poor…

GOD: James, come here a minute.

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Abbott and Costello have been brought in to help transcribe the owl's statement on the incident.

was one of the standout talking heads

"FUCK YOU. It was allergy season."

So from the girl's perspective all she can see is a dick, glowing in the dark, falling towards her.

former Cincinnati Reds owner Marge Schott used to let her dog poop on the playing field.

At least one of the perennial contenders was knocked off the list because Kurt Rambis took offense whenever the arena guys played "You Give Love A Bad Name" last year.

A racetrack in Newbury, UK has offered multiple Bronco legs as possible replacements.

"Whatever, that's just the easiest way to stay awake in public."

The really sad part is that the Memphis Grizzlies are actually jealous of the fan support.

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Jeez, Bosh. Even Ringo managed to go 1-for-17 on Abbey Road.

To the wife or girlfriend, there is No Code...

Jesus. Someone needs to give Byron Scott a hug. If Cleveland brings in J.R. Smith now, Scott's life will have officially become his own personal living hell. As an OG Hornets fan, I have to wonder if Gilbert pulled a Rawls on him, asked Scott "who do you NOT want, under any circumstances, ever?" and then went out and…

Melo continued to boast that his glaucoma has miraculously healed upon leaving Denver, but now that he's taken up gardening, he could really use a line on where to get some quality trees ...you know, for the balcony of his new condo.

Melo continued to boast that his glaucoma has miraculously healed upon leaving Denver, but now that he's taken up gardening, he could really use a line on where to get some quality trees ...you know, for the balcony of his new condo.

Melo continued to boast that his glaucoma has miraculously healed upon leaving Denver, but now that he's taken up gardening, he could really use a line on where to get some quality trees ...you know, for the balcony of his new condo.