Jason Kendall, not even part of the conversation

We can assist in giving you bullet points for the feature as well if necessary.

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It's the worst ever. Sometimes they played it in the arena and we killed it as soon as it came on.

bit down on a "lost" toy hanging from the rim and gave it to a child actor who was pretending to cry at half-court.

I stop so I can feign some stretching and then duck behind the shrubs like Clark Kent, if Superman had Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I Can't Walk The Line

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beers, wings, pizzas, cookies, sodas, sports drinks, tacos, hamburgers, boobsy ladies in tight T-shirts serving hamburgers, and diets.

Out of courtesy, the kitchen sink was not included.

However, New York is one of the jurisdictions that has anti-SLAPP legislation on the books

Oh, and he had an unwatchable...sitcom made out of his life.

According to my phrasebook, "At the end of the day it is what it is" translates to "..."

And sure enough, photos emerge of Kane at a bar, wearing a Yankees cap and posing with women.

William S. Burroughs' put together a pretty thorough assessment of horse shots, very much in the same vein.

But isn't American pro basketball important enough in size and scope to warrant its own temple?

Wow! Can't even be bothered to muster a lurker joke; this was just too good. It's also a prime example of the kind of writing jackass writers like this asshole are missing by only clicking on the dong stories before ripping the site loudly and stupidly. Well done.

The award recognizes Sanchez for his deep commitment to his craft. After all, if there's grass on the field, Sanchez is ready to play ball.

Damn, I kept waiting for you to be made more full-time here. Loved your stuff. But congrats!

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