@Tulos_Mullet: I'm gonna check for you, but hang on just one second.

@Hatey McLife: I've been hiding in the tank for a while now, but it's only a matter of time...

It's a non-sports event

Similarly, Jimmy Rollins pulled a mussel practicing a Squeeze play.

@Always Winning: +1

Asked about the recent stretch of rough winter weather, Howard replied, "It's painfully and inexplicably shitty and irritating and no matter how well you dress it up for the cameras, nothing good will ever come of it. No doubt."

Howard then abruptly excused himself, explaining that for pain-related medical reasons, he needed to take a deep breath, like 4 Non-Blondes.

Lopez explained that Avery Johnson had promised to buy him a pony when he was old enough to sit at the big boy table. But he still has no pony. And Avery promised. HE PROMISED.

@FarmRaised: +1

@rulesboy: I didn't say that anywhere that I see. That's almost my point. Someone upthread ripped on Bosh and referred to Rose and Noah as having what it takes to win a championship. How can you rip one for not knowing how to win and glorify the other 2 when none of the group have won shit?

"I'd be offended if I took the 120 seconds out of my work day to read it"

a guy with a great coin trick and no chance to perform it

@Not a Gunslinger: Thank you. If it comes down to "knowing what it takes to win championships," then Riley and the Heat have a better track record than the post-Jordan Bulls.

@FireWakWithMe: Right, I get it. Because Rose and Noah are already proven winners in the NBA.

And he wants this covered up...why?

@FireWakWithMe: So the fact that those friends in warm weather have won 20 of their last 21 has nothing to do with it. Nothing at all.

@Thats_a_bummer_man: To be fair, Tony Parker did a bang-up job playing Brent Barry.

@norbizness: Hey! I bet that formula could work for Deadspin comments too!

@LAIceBurg: Yes, yes. I always do that, and already fixed it. Kinda firebombed that joke, didn't I.

@StuckBetweenStations: I just caught that. Always do that.