Let this forever end the argument that James had help in Cleveland.

The Indianapolis Colts planned a similar victory tour with area Targets a few years back, but Marvin Harrison took it the wrong way.

Sounds like Amanda Rykoff might need to bite the wax tadpole.

@In Re Hightower: +1

"GAHHH FUCK TAKE THE DRAGON! THAT"S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

Can we begin an official countdown to the Roberto Alomar induction speech? I think it has the potential to be one of the greatest baseball moments ever.

@StuckBetweenStations: Shit, didn't see this. You win.

Redacted. See StuckBetweenStations below for funny.

@Hurricane_Ditka: Nice.

It's men refusing to pay up when they lose.

"Jeez, Mr. Gilbert! These French fans all seem to LOVE me!"

The Three-Point contest was drawing bigger names.

@Achiever: +1

Cut the guy some slack. He was just trying to be nice sitting next to Eddy Curry at the team BBQ ribs dinner.

French or Mexican or something…

I got to make sure that I am straight instead of worrying about Donovan.

@ClueHeywood: I'm with you man. Once I realized I actually knew that band's name, I figured it'd be therapeutic to allow others in my predicament to see they're not alone.

Imagine Rex's disappointment when he finds out that fetish orgy he's been planning to attend turns out to be Russell Crowe playing shitty blues music.

With Cassell retired, Hedo Turkoglu once again tops the list of "NBA Players Who Look Like...Jesus Christ, I Don't Even Know."

Appalachian State fan gets Nair. Not enough Nair.