@RMJ=H: Fall.

@UweBollocks: +1

Phil Jackson doesn't like playing games on December 25th.

@Hatey McLife: +1

Insane Scramble, Hail Mary Win Corleone Family Boat Race.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Manu Ginobli was robbed.

the miracle of transfiguring his old ass off the injured list.

You eulogized after last year's loss to the Saints.

a high-end escort-servicey operation in California

So does any fanbase NOT consider itself tortured and beleaguered at this point?

Well at this rate, they're bound to finally get a pro basketball team too!

Funny, I think the same writer handled Antoine Walker's latest scouting report. Busy guy.

So wait, you rip on the Christmas Carol/80's song commercial mashups, but no mention of those horrid twee indie-pop-style Christmas Carol renditions, with the fun-loving, WACKY-without-smiling couple doing crazy silly things? I have consciously avoided remembering what company these are for out of sheer spite for…

Actually a Woodhead jersey sounds like a nice alternative since my Wickerman jersey keeps catching fire.

I think throwing the five in there also helps build up the sexual release.

@Hatey McLife: +1

Clearly, FOX has some kind of informer on staff for these kinds of snow pile-ups.

@Bobby Big Wheel: This all sounds great, but I still don't see how it lengthens my penis.

@cazart: I was hoping for the "so terrible it ends up kinda funny" angle. Not sure it worked, but I'm glad someone acknowledged it either way.

Toine: Sorry boss, but why is my contract written out for only five figures?