@J. Henry Waugh: +1

spoon-bangingly 5 years old

@Mike Oxbig: I never really understood the James Brown Christmas Special, but I always enjoyed the hell out of it anyway.

I guess every Rose has its porn.

You think this one's bad, The Leroy Brown Christmas Special is really, really bad.

Cliff Lee probably gets Sabathia money

I suppose they took LeBus because their plane was D-Wade.

a terrific asshole (I speak from experience)

Between this, the theft of the giant Lee Corso head, LaMichael James's new Range Rover, and the strip club capital of the US

I wonder who they'll bring in as a sub Urban.

I concussed myself at 6 years old trying a bicycle kick. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

@Lionel Osbourne: +1

Torii Hunter is pissed that he's the token black guy for this event. NO, DAVID ORTIZ DOESN"T FUCKING COUNT, ASSHOLE!

So you're telling me that's the interior of a bar evidently considered cool enough for a multi-million dollar athlete to hang out in? It looks like the waiting room outside the Principal's Office. Wow.

We take back any jokes we may have made

@FavreFAIL: Awesome. +1

We watched, sort of, until the bitter end, because there is no statute of limitations on acts of great indecency.

@AntoineWalker: Wow. +1

an extra point if you call Glass.

@SavetoFavorites: EXTREME +1