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@AzureTexan: +1
Rasual Butler Desperately Tries To Erase A Tweeted Penis
Tomorrow: the elf suit.
Sorry Johnny Cage, your dick punch will be flaccidly ineffective, whereas Sonya's split leg-lock move has been well honed for just this kind of matchup.
we probably should have all seen this matchup coming.
Meanwhile in Boston, some poor child is painfully confused trying to remove only 2 legs from Santonio Holmes.
Lady, you misspelled "LeRETARD."
@bevraj of choice: + fucking 1
Big Z and Jamaal Magliore reminded everyone that landing isn't a problem if you never leave the ground in the first place.
Wow! Unlike the nominees, the voting appears to be pretty tight.
I believe the play-by-play translates to "Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner!"
@Lionel Osbourne: My god, that's perfect!
Well, we KNOW the dog will be ready to handle the semis. I have my doubts about Ms. Owen.
the mind-fuck that occurs when you realize you can kick your dad's ass.
@I Like Cheap Beer: His farts make the sound "WONG!"
@MarkKelsosMigraine: All I'm saying is if my choices are irritating an eavesdropping stranger at the next table by asking a friend for a good beer recommendation and shutting the fuck up and ordering a Miller, I'm pissing off the guy at the next table without apology.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: DURRR YOU MUST BE GAY BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO REDUCE YOU'RE TERRIBLE-TASTING BEER INTAKE AND PREVENT THE TASTE OF HORSE PISS TOUCHING YOUR TASTEBUDS DURRRRR FAG!!