Such a sad end to the romance isn't surprising, since Parker's been consistently shedding teardrop after teardrop out on the court for years.

@ScientificMapp: Exactly. I know people are judging me because I'm judging the fuck out of them.

Anyone else come full circle on the book-flaunting thing? I've actually purposely never read anything by Cormac McCarthy strictly because I live in Brooklyn off the L train, and I just don't want to be another douchebag reading Cormac McCarthy books on the L train in Brooklyn. I consciously hold books in public so…

Few people are aware that La Roux is actually a duo.

@Tulos_Mullet: +1

@jwb123: Hey come on now, at least you've got the Seaha...um, I mean Marin...um... I heard Soundgarden got back together or something. Yeah.

@Dolla Dolla Bill: +1

@bevraj of choice: Excellent.

@cobra.la.la.la.la.la.la: Good point. LeBron's contributions to building architecture and city planning will be tough to replace.

Are there no remaining Sonics fans to put Cleveland in its place?

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: Just front-slashing the i.

But alas, the stupid fucking dinosaur wouldn't budge.

Asked for an explanation, the fan replied, "Boom! Boom! Acka-lacka-lacka boom!"

He may have gotten away with it had he not attempted his escape from authorities in a foot-propelled, solid stone car.

I can't wait until they get Harvey back on the air to tell the rest of the story. It's going to be a...good day.

Asian Games, stoppage time

That was just a spanking, wasn't it?

Anyone want to watch two old hacks wiggle their canes at each other?

"Fan Up, Miami" has a nice ring to it though. Nicer than the "Box Out, Bitch" sign LeBron taped to Bosh's locker after the last loss, anyway.

@EggoROYffle: Oh that just makes it all the more delicious. I'm a Mets fan, so if I had to watch Jeff fucking Francoeur play in a World Series while Reyes and Wright still haven't, I'll enjoy some mild satisfaction seeing Burrell get another ring on sheer dumb luck.