Pat Burrell: 2

So who wants to talk burritos?

We don't improve the world. It's not like we invented hot water. We just kick a ball. But sometimes when these guys go out, you'd think they were rock stars.

@Oscar de la Mayer: Wow yeah. Can't fuck with that. Fantastic. I'm sure someone's already brought up the Otis Redding "Satisfaction" cover which is unreal. I like Aretha doing "The Fool On The Hill" too.

@vodkanaut: Yeah, I tend to take breaks every so often once I find myself forcing comments on every post even if I got nothing. Then the Favre stuff hit and I just couldn't handle all that madness, so it turned into a longer break than planned. Had fun creeping back in this week though.

@WashingtonForeskins: LOVE that crew. For all of Hernandez's dumb drunk shit, he's one of the most insightful baseball guys you'll hear when he's talking about something he cares about.

@vodkanaut: Saw a few of these upthread, but my favorites:

@Big_Sloppy: Wow, and right on cue Van Gundy just complimented Howard's "verticality."

@JanetRenoManchild: I think I'd take Marv Albert in crunch-time-big-play mode myself.

@Always Winning: I just love that JVG and Jackson actually express opinions instead of just trying to sugar coat every game like it's a flawless work of art. He and Jackson's arguments end up being more informative than anything, because they both use their own experience and bona fide analysis to justify their…

@sweatingmullets: Yeah if only the TNT studio crew did every national game, it'd be broadcasting heaven.

Holy shit. After all these weeks suffering through the likes of Buck/McCarver, Buck/Aikman, Morgan/Miller, Jaws/Gruden, etc. I cannot possibly overstate how awesome it is to be watching a Van Gundy/Jackson/Breen-called sporting event again. I feel like Van Gundy has pretty quickly become the best color analyst in all…

@Always Winning: I've gotten to where I'm pulling for the Heat at this point. The anti-LeBron sentiment has gotten so out of control, that I actually really want him to kick everyone's ass now. So many guys do so much awful shit in sports, I've grown tired of lambasting a guy for simply making a really bad PR move and…

Walton Payton and Roberto Clemente have high schools (there are probably a lot more, but those two jump out).

That's perfect. You have no idea how hard it is to find walnut-friendly (and toothbrush-friendly, apparently) football venues.

Just want to say, keep these posts coming. I hate to even obliquely suggest any kind of comparison between the nature of the events, but the Favre and Hamilton ordeals have shown that stirring up enough shit on here can lead to some real-world results. If Deadspin can get 1 or 2 "mainstream" media outlets into attack…

@bevraj of choice: +1

@Walk Off HBP: Wait, what? I assumed you were joking. I didn't know people posted pictures on Yelp.

@Always Winning: I didn't even think to check if he'd commented previously.

@Tulos_Mullet: OK, good enough for me. Moving right along then.