Move along. Nothing to see here.

@I Like Cheap Beer: @Walk Off HBP: His German friends are certainly an interesting bunch, but I'm sure they're nowhere near as cool as his Canadian girlfriend.

I can't name him, but he played forward and center positions.

Hey guys, Greg D. on Yelp has a red Ferrari. Based on his review of the place, it seems like he wants people to know that, so I figured I'd do him a favor and pass it on.

@AzureTexan: +1

"Nothin' but shot-strokers and glass-puckers down in Dallas."

"Step the fuck off, you fuckin' clown! Bitch, hell yeah I'm talking to you! You see any other clowns up in this...Oh hey, sorry bro. No offense."

About ten minutes into my relaxation period...

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@See you suckers later: If you hit Blitzen, you end up with both the Claus and the antlers. Hey-O!

@Phintastic: I'd say I can't wait for San Francisco reporters to film all the creepy kids scoring heroin and meth in Plano, but I know they won't bother...cause they're from San Francisco...so they're totally high...cause they smoke weed...right out in the open...weed...right there...the cops don't do anything...they…

Seriously, what the fuck? I lived in Texas for 4 years, and shitty Mexican weed was about as prevalent and accessible as Tylenol down there. I'd literally find forgotten bags in bar booths because it was so cheap and easy to get more, no one assigned enough value to it to even keep track of what they had. Are they…

Yeah, I don't know what's going on here, either. It has something to do with Roto-Rooter.

@FarmRaised: Good possibility. I wonder if that's why he keeps trying to relay somewhat urgent instructions to former President Clinton.

IT'S TIME

Man that's just awful. Poor guy's glaucoma is so bad he can't even see that there's a camera crew filming right in front of him.

I'm just waiting for the pink comment informing me that I'm to stoopid to no the rite band.

And yet as far as we know, MoneyPenny has yet to come at all.

This wouldn't have been a problem for Rucker if he hadn't been driving home with One Headlight.

@Always Winning: Never heard of it, but man that has all the makings of a really clever joke related to this article. I'mma get my funny-thinkin' cap on now.