@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Well, I think Robin Ventura would be the pretty clear all-time winner.

Is there anyone in baseball now more randomly punch-in-the-face-able than Bronson Arroyo? I don't even really hate the guy or anything. But man, every time he's on the screen I just want to slug him in the jaw. I can't be alone in this.

Well all he was ever trying to do was Ball The Hesitant Jenn.

Ill-Conceived, Ill-Executed

@David Hume: "Done and done."

@Always Winning: Angel Hernandez enthusiastically approves of this product.

Well that was fast. From Keith Law's MLB chat on ESPN:

"Hey Brett, looks like you could put these shot glasses to better use than I could. Enjoy!"

Federico Macheda will be hoping time goes really slowly while he's away with Italy's U21 squad

"Didn't there used to be a roof here?"

Business Insider? Wow, that sounds like the kind of place that may require him to proofread.

I'm already excited for Friday's deleted scenes, once these kids' parents have all cruised over here to see what Junior did in school this week.

@Rusty Shackleford: This is my favorite. Thank you.

Is vampirism technically an STD?

@BlylevenTheDude: +1 Late to the love-fest, but I love this.

@BlylevenTheDude: +1 Late to the love-fest, but I love this.

@Desi_Relaford: See that's what I was kind of thinking, but it would seem that the guiding principle there would be to make the games more entertaining by letting the stars do their thing, like NBA superstar calls/non-calls. All it did in the games I watched was make every seemingly endless drive come as a primary…

You know how everyone rips basketball (not unjustly) for the subjectivity and inconsistency of refs' foul calls? With that in mind after flipping around through 3 games today, can someone explain what the fuck constitutes pass interference and/or roughing the passer? It hasn't affected any rooting interests or…

@FavreFAIL: Duuude, fuck Democracy man. If you really think about it, you know, like really give it a chance, Communism is toootally an awesome system if it were, like, done right, you know?

@tastes_like_burning: Hm, don't know Ignite. Kinda skipped the Misfits thing too actually. Didn't dislike them, just didn't get exposed to me til it had already become kinda cheesy and with an air of almost like meta-self-parody. Like that little sly-wink element of what they were always about became kind of a joke…