@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: We can't say "tugboat" anymore?

@Lionel Osbourne: OK OK, that may have been trite, but you'll NEVER guess what happens when I mention President Bush to Dana Carvey after the break!

Jeez, and I thought I got fucked on my senior thesis.

@BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney: Why thank you. It's comforting to know that even in 2010 Method Man is still a force of intimidation.

League Chairman Paul Reubens called for all involved to sit down and get a grip.

caught a foul ball off the bounce, while holding a baby that may be his and standing perilously close to a railing.

Weird, cause looking at the picture, you'd think he was color-blind.

This gesture succeeded in getting the crowd fired up. Less fun was when he motioned to "raise the roof" at Safeco Field and only succeeded in causing a 2 hour rain delay.

about eight times higher than what would be expected among men in the United States of similar ages.

And for the record, you want no part of the prize in a box of Smoot Loops.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: +1

@Steve U: Wow. +1 closed-door meeting with the Professor.

Still fewer boobs than the FOX NFL Pregame show.

"We now return to our ESPN studios where John Kruk will update us on how the Marlins' managed to somehow lose 2 balls between their...Um...Never mind, Bobby V will be on that story later. Coming up next..."

@SavetoFavorites: God, I know exactly who you're talking about, and I was into my version too. That's perfect. Funny how the self-appointed freaky kids who celebrate their individuality turn out to be the most universal and predictable component of the high school experience.

Gay, tranny, bi, whatever. If you're attracted to it, go for it. It doesn't fucking matter.

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: At the same time? HIGH FIVE BRO!

@FriendlyFloyd: Hope not. Wasn't meant to be racist. Hell, I don't even know what race he is anyway. Dude just kinda looks like a three-toed sloth.

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: I'm afraid I'm not familiar. The real-life piano masturbation combined with the misfortune of meeting a number of her real hardcore fans made it a pretty short-lived phase. Every recording that came after that album with the Trent collaboration helped too.

You can understand his attraction to a mother figure, considering his own parents are all apparently still behind bars in the sloth exhibit at the National Zoo.