Y Kant Foley Bleed

@vodkanaut: I can't stop laughing at this. +1

Oliver Cromwell was also known to allow the sentiments of a Tory to motivate him to extreme violence and bloodshed.

@JanetRenoManchild: My, how times have changed. Nowadays, Shawne Merriman just calls this process "dating."

All The Tired Clichés About Baseball In Florida

@Dr_Van_Nostrand: Yeah, but ultimately he lost to Jamie Moyer.

@Tulos_Mullet: Not as bad as Diameter Man, whose only power is the ability to stop time at the worst possible moments. He also coaches for the Philadelphia Eagles.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Um yeah, 2010. Too late to edit.

he only has 11,000+ followers

@Hatey McLife: +1

@TheCatInTheHat: And yet others find him to be a real thorn in their sides. Opinions of the man really do seem to oscillate wildly.

This post was neat. So just out of curiosity, what ever happened to John Olerud?

You named the QB, but what is the name of the kid who he just buried there on the Potters' field?

Could you please ease up on the little-white-guy hagiography for a day or two?

@Same Sad Echo: Ha wow. Thanks, I was not aware there was an ankh key. Now I can finally comment on King Tut's facebook page and see how he feels about Erykah Badu.

Nice disguise, Logan, but you're gonna be real disappointed with Sanctuary even if it does sneak you past the guards.

I hope they bust this stunt back out against the New York Red Bulls, only with Mario in the frog suit getting headbutted by a Goomba.

Smiths and sexual ambiguity kind of go hand in glove, don't they?

@Prick Top: I'm a total wasted disaster, but really wanna go back and read Tommy's Joe Morgan articles he linked when he introduced himself here. I remember them nearly blowing my mind.

@Lanlord Anyone want 50 tear-soaked Jose Canseco rookie cards? Also how do you remove shit stains from the entire game of baseball?