Will Deadspin apologize?

So the one NBA guy who seems to be actually avoiding playing out his contract for the team with whom he signed it and forcing his team into trading him (where the act of forcing the trade inherently decreases his trade value) inspires less vitriol from the public and sports media than the guys who played out their…

@Tulos_Mullet: I think you're confusing it with Serge Gainsbourg's autobiography entitled, Eternal Orgasms.

I wonder why more black people don't play football.

It's so sadly fitting that even the best memories for the franchise have to be dug out of some wife-beater's basement.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 little drummer boy

@Nine Bill Muellers: +1

@BlylevenTheDude: God, the funniest part is that at the time it probably made perfectly good sense to have Coolio as the centerpiece of that crew.

Because watching referees make terrible decisions without protest is far more fun than watching awkward little Steve Nash mime the need for glasses while vehemently berating a ref. Thanks NBA, for putting fans first as always.

@DanteBichettesPeak: Shit. I can't help it. +1

@Same Sad Echo: The Republicans were ahead of their time with their '96 party slogan, "Dude, you're getting a Dole."

@FarmRaised: And as long as this is available in dollar vinyl bins and Google Images, he'll keep waiting. I love any and every excuse to look at this album cover.

McMahon had a yacht called Sexy Bitch

@Cheesasaurus: True, but 50 homers on a team that managed to stay above .500 in by far the most ridiculously beastly division in baseball though is kinda impressive in my opinion. Call me crazy.

Don Nelson is out as the coach of the Warriors so it's safe for everyone to admit that the David Lee trade was a joke.

@Monkey With A Gun: Nice.

@JulichsRightHooks: This is generally a given with these kinds of comments, but just to clarify:

This picture is like Cool World. Cartoon version of a sexy woman trying to mount some douchebag.

@I Like Cheap Beer: That's some funny shit. Thank you.

Beckham's planning to sue In Touch, and he might have a case.