@Boothwilkes John: Sadly he's become little more than a memory of late. I think he got approved somehow during one of AJ's chats once, if you consider it worth seeking out.

Thierry strode in, saw the place, bought the top two floors, and has now forked out for the apartment below as well—totalling around $15million.

@Nine Bill Muellers: THANK YOU. That drives me crazy.

"That's nice, Ted," Madden said. "Now get rid of the horse."

@Sheed's Bald Spot: "See that's what I'M sayin', cockbags!"

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Yep, you beat me.

@gramsci72: @thewhizzonator: Holy shit guys, you're right. She's a lesbian. A LESBIAN FOR GODS SAKE!!!1!!

Update: LeBron bites hangnail, link coming

@bevraj of choice: +1

Jeremy Shockey is extremely interested in the process of turning Saints opponents into huge piles of white powder.

He went on to qualify his tastes by professing his love for "really obscure, underground indie rock, like Vampire Weekend and Weezer" as well as "weird, totally out-there movies like The Matrix and Fight Club."

@vodkanaut: Awesome.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Wow +1.

And yet for some reason the New England All Blacks only seem to turn up on the wrong end of snuff films.

@ScientificMapp: +1

Man, I sure hope justice is served. I mean, I don't wanna live in a world that stands by passively when one guy's drunken screaming gets interrupted by another guy's drunken screaming and then they push each other and start drunkenly screaming again and everybody's drunk and everybody's screaming and then football…

A group of journalists and communicators in their quest to create a scandal have set progress on equality of rights between the sexes in their country back at least 50 years

@norbizness: Oh hell yeah. That's my favorite UMC's track.

@The_Dr: That's fascinating stuff. Any idea who won the Superbowl last year by chance? I can't seem to piece it together.

@BlylevenTheDude: Gave Jerry Manuel some wrinkle cream made outta rat poop.