Well, if he steals a basketball as shamelessly and effectively as he steals Echo & The Bunnymen songs, I'd hate to be an opposing point guard.

But at the final party with the positioned behind the moderation of the news desk assistant provided unexpected insights man.

Rape-aXe

@bevraj of choice: +1

Well, they're better Storm-chasers than Tony Kornheiser. I'll give them that much.

Too bad you can't see the "HE ATE ME" on #60's jersey.

Handling Human Remains

Meanwhile, Stu Jackson is auctioning off the opportunity to fine an NBA for posting something inappropriate on Twitter. You get to raise the fine if you can guess who the first deserving player will be (COUGH- Tyreke Evans - COUGH COUGH).

And finally, Pogo's sports minister had an appropriate opportunity to use that, "We have met the enemy, and he is us" zinger he'd been saving.

They're couching it as a gimmick

If we get the stands to be completely silent that has got to be threatening to any team

Will Ben be around later for a 5,000 word explanation of how this hit-by-pitch solidifies Jeter's place in history?

They got this all wrong. Braves fans wait to wash their hands in the blood of the Mets' young. Its acidity kills bacteria, and it just generally feels right.

Well, they've got the "ghost face" part down.

I really hope he did know his algebra, since I'm certain his first instinct upon being drafted by the Clippers was to solve for Y GOD Y??

@Gottliebs Cards: Holy shit. Mine was a joke. That's fantastic.

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Well, here ya go Craggs. We found ONE athlete controversy that Tony Dungy will be likely to stay out of.

/Edited: Hopefully no longer relevant

@Donnie_Iris: Caster Semenya