@Jimmy Shaker Day: No. Please go home.

@Tulos_Mullet: The phrase, "shit that doesn't exist" may have just sent Drew into a horrifying existential tailspin.

@Silent Q: From what I'm hearing from friends and family back home, you may want to find another bunker when you get there. God bless that town.

Understandable, given the relative unpopularity of the original promotion:

As long as he stays out of Ice Cube's Benzo, he should be OK wherever he plays.

Wow, they really upped the ante on the sequel to Double Team.

@sir_pantsalot: The mullet isn't tender enough. The pork is a bit fatty. And the steak...well, no comment.

@comment_ninja: Thanks. Thought it would be fun for the old guard.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Why would AJ and Blazer Girl be hanging out with Jerry Jones?

@David Hume: +1 rubber glove

In Soviet Russia, I hope I never need medical attention.

@UweBollocks: +1

@skahammer: I'm not really seeking a segue. I'm happy to walk. Thanks though!

I like the placement of the branch/stalk with his facial expression there. Gives it that just-crawled-out-of-a-ditch element of realism.

@Gottliebs Cards: Ha! Didn't know what I was looking at til I clicked and enlarged. Nice.

whoever's second in the East

@vodkanaut: You weren't? Shit, this is gonna be awkward. I took the Michael Vick-themed "All White" on the invite to mean "only the whites."

@ZuckercornEsquire: I've always kinda assumed FAILBOT still carries one of those.

And with that, the website that's stolen my ability to do my job adequately turns 5. Happy Birthday you homewrecking, hilarious bastards.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: They rarely do, do they?