@Donnie_Iris: +1 ironic Justin-Beiber-juxtaposed-with-cool-retro-punk-rock T-shirt.

Poor Lou Diamond Phillips. To fall from Stand and Deliver to the self-referential gimmickry of Young Jugz. Heartbreaking.

@OchentaYcinco: That would be the one. I wasn't a commenter then, and had only recently started to even pay much attention to the comments at all, but I remember being captivated in a train-wreck kind of way. I'm sure it'd be even more absurd now. I feel like most people left over who may remember the time-frame…

@Delonte, Interrupted:

Bryce Harper: goth kid.

@frrost: It's a site devoted to Morgan's little known and under-appreciated side occupation as a daredevil who launches himself from cannons for our viewing pleasure. It's excellent stuff.

@OchentaYcinco: If you find the first post with the initial round of de-starrings where everyone totally lost their shit, could you link it for us? I remember reading it, but can't remember when. And I don't know how to go about searching for that.

@Donnie_Iris: +1

they're like the Spanish of Asia.

You can see that his copy of Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill is pretty thoroughly thumbed through. Not so for his copy of Think and Grow by Napoleon Bonaparte.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

Screw You And Your Out Of Office Autoreply

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Wow. Me being a Mets fan on Deadspin, your defensiveness is kind of adorable.

Adam Duritz is probably the worst offender

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +!!!!1!!

@roland_t_flakfizer: +1 ba-da-dum-bum BOP!

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Hopefully, an overzealous Broncos fan in a Tebow jersey.

Maronto was also charged with concealing an entire package of hot dogs horizontally in his mouth.

@FavreFAIL: Nice.

Upon finally arriving for the recommencement of classes, Ethan was SO excited to introduce everyone to his new black friend, even wearing "hood" clothes to make his exotic new buddy feel more comfortable.