Well finally a professional sports team will be able to quickly assess how to profit more effectively off its fanbase. It's about time someone made this easier for them!

Opponents quickly discovered that victory required little more than a flashlight held to the arena roof.

@AzureTexan: I hear you, but I still wouldn't be totally certain I'm ending up with Bush.

Half-Sex In A Voting Booth!

CONFESSION: I've always been VERY jealous of Jared Leto's ability to punch.

@ClockDock: Sorry that's gonna look meaningless since I discovered I can miraculously edit comments now.

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I'm a major man

I-i-i don't wanna lurk! I just wanna bang on my girl all day!

#boringbag

@Occam's Racer: + un

CONFESSION: I've always been VERY jealous of Ray Lewis' ability to run solid defense.

@Robot Jerry Rice: I figured that out from the "Stories That Don't Suck" headline.

Both Nebraska and Oklahoma stopped the things they feared most

@Delonte, Interrupted: Holy shit, I missed the name and just assumed it was a woman claiming to have gotten an STD from Melo and so forth. My bad.

Mark Cuban assaulted me serving ice cream at Dairy Queen.

@bevraj of choice: +1

For this kick and a number of others, Carlos is remembered as a master of set pieces.

@JimmyDTU: Having attempted to further this discussion and failed horribly, I'm going to strongly encourage you not to take the newest bait. It will not end. Let's all move on and leave a certain someone with the satisfaction of having had the last word. Just a suggestion for whatever it's worth.

@Lincecum In Her Pujols: I didn't call him a crusader for anything. I just don't fault him for getting upset over a retaliation that seems stupidly unwarranted to anyone else with common sense. As Rynocerous posted originally, he took his beaning for the catcher injury he caused without complaint or incident.