Meanwhile, Pitchfork is getting ready to interview Chuck Knoblauch for an equally relevant sports/music crossover promotion.

But let's get to what's really important. How is this going to affect the strength of the education afforded these dedicated student athletes?

Sadly, Rubio still doesn't get embarrassed by his barely-off-the-back hairstyle.

@Mark H: I'm sure she'll pay closer attention to her wardrobe and posture for the next guy who sneaks up behind her to unexpectedly snap a candid cellphone shot to post on a blog.

@gramsci72: Wow, well done!

the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys.

And after emerging from the Squalor, Victoria drew attention to The National weather concerns for the next few days as well.

And this is literally the only thing that could have ever made me slightly disappointed Mariotti won't be around for a while.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: I heard it was also Victor Conte's original name for BALCO.

@FarmRaised: I hope this leads to some kickass photoshops from someone who knows how to do that suff.

Mo Williams And LeBron Kiss And Make Up

@Phintastic: Congrats! ...Again!

@David Hume: You guys have fun with these Better Than Ezra jokes. I'll just sit back and wait for a Stuart Scott post so I can bust out the Deadeye Dick.

I'm sure they'll find this, as it's got a sparkly diamond. His other golden earring, however, seems to have vanished into the twilight zone.

Less funny was back in '95, when Chili Davis had the Angels' sound guy play "One Hand In My Pocket" as Jim Abbott was being introduced.

@norbizness: +1 eye stripe

Other than that, he's cool.

Well that particular wine cart is totally metal, at least since Dave Mustaine started working there. You know, just until he gets the permits in order to legally sell the hand-woven gift baskets he's been working on at home. His life coach thinks they're fabulous looking and an even more fabulous use of his time.

@AzureTexan: +1

@vodkanaut: Shit, you think this will work with everything today? This could be fantastic.