If this is the Boring Bag, then what was that Mark Prior interview yesterday?

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Shit, we missed. Let's try again. Go like your aiming for my elbow this time. It works better that way.

Does this mean all our comments should be Big Lebowski and Anchorman quotes?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Sounds like SOMEbody scored that night! High five bro!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: But wait, what would it have been like if he were in Soviet Russia?

In turn, Mazzulla is suing the Calvin sticker on the back of his Chevy for leading him to believe it was OK to piss on a Toyota under any circumstances. He added that he had No Fear of being found guilty.

At this point, Quentin Richardson probably gets nervous for Transfer Deadline too.

I'm a little rusty on my ratios. Is a three-man-toilet equal to or smaller than a one-Whitlock-toilet?

@bevraj of choice: I know, isn't this kind of behavior among students just reVolting?

The private seats behind the bench let you interact with the players.

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Well I don't really see what's so absurd about it...

As long as he's in the neighborhood, he might as well swing by the Deadspin offices tomorrow for Bagel Wednesday.

my left hand looks like I stopped and smashed some hymens before coming into work.

Columnist Starts Rumor That No One Believes, In Effort To Prove People Will Believe Anything

It's kind of like anything else. You don't listen to it. I've been through it to the point where it's whatever. In the grand scheme of things, it honestly doesn't matter.

Quite frankly, I too like Deadspin better than that imaginary site that's not paying any money for this either.

Sasha trained alongside the baseline banger.

@Innings Eater: I wished I could go back and change "famous" to "notorious" or "controversial" or something.

Only the picture was different in Brett Favre's latest tweet to Linda Cohn.