@J.L. White: And that 18% definitely knows who Glenn Beck is, along with everyone else who gets even a tiny smattering of news in their lives. I mean what, LaRussa and Pujols just flip the "off" button on their senses every time they leave the clubhouse? Come on.

Seriously, who doesn't know who Glenn Beck is and what he represents? Just because these guys take their jobs seriously doesn't mean they magically teleport to a cave after the 3rd out in the 9th without any contact with the outside world. Glenn Beck isn't some cult figure; he's one of the most famous people in…

maybe Steve Phillips was right.

Wow, I am already really excited about intensely hating this guy and praying every day when ESPN's loading that the headline will be something about his involvement in some major embarrassing scandal.

@MopUpReliever: It's like Tim McCarver got really lost.

@Phintastic: Hey, Rick Pitino will take those 15 seconds if you're not using them.

@IronMikeGallego: +1

the old man is in the right to start with and the punk should fuck off.

The "virgin 'til marriage" thing doesn't preclude extramarital road beef

Joint ballot: Kobe Bryant and Andre Ethier

Mens room urinal interviews.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: YES.

@Dandy Koufax: Seconded. Excellent.

MediaTakeOut

@FavreFAIL: Now THAT would be fantastic! You got my vote, buddy!

@UweBollocks: I know I myself owe Jim Abbott's forearm an appreciatory high five, so to speak.

Lebron.

Sports Fags. (They're just like us!)

It's one big, gigantic pile of suck out there. You've been warned.

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