Nerd.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Who’s down with JPP? Every last EMT!

That URL, though.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

You spelled June wrong.

Spoken like someone who has never been high at 4am before.

He was well into his 30s when he visited the place where he was born, where his mother had written his name on a wall. “Finally!” he cried. “I will no longer be J. Robinson! From now on I will be.....J Robinson!”

The 30-inch Zyla

What on earth do you mean by a hard no on Son of Zorn?! I actually laughed out loud like three times from that trailer. Anyone who grew up in the 80s with shows like He-man, She-ra, Thundarr, etc. are probably going to wallow in nostalgia and laugh their butt off in that show. I’m all in for that ridiculous piece of…

Lukewarm take.

But I’m still supposed to cut off their balls, right? Can we please get a comprehensive list on exactly what we can/can’t cut off of a cat? How about dogs, too, while we’re at it.

Did you forget to type “-Jared Fogle” under your comment?

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Eden Hazard Totally Owned A Small Child

No?

“Let’s see what’s in the funbag today!”

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”