Debut Album tracklist:

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

That could just have as easily been a picture taken yesterday in Indiana.

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

“This is a tragedy.”

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

If you don’t want to be a prick a good place to start would be not prickishly pointing out a guy’s shortcomings on the post about his death.

Ahoy-hoy, Topeka Chuckle Hut!

“You know, the courts might not work anymore, but as long as everybody is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.”

I’m not crying, you’re crying

If that mascot is truly the original that is dope and the school is dumb for not using it.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Agreed.

This video shows one dude in the middle of the street getting hit by a car. It’s shocking but it’s not as this post says “driving through a group of protestors who had gathered and were blocking the street.”

Nerd.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Who’s down with JPP? Every last EMT!