Yeah, but we’re still World Series Champions, so fuck off Fox.

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

At least it settles the debate.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

This would be terrifying if it was at all believable. people can have all the plans they want, it doesn’t mean they were anywhere near able to carry them out. This strikes me as extreme irresponsible journalism.

LOL It must be exhausting to be you.

Speaking as a lifelong WI resident, you need to stop bashing....

Given the comments on the previous Jezebel article about this topic, where multiple people pointed out that the initial email being reported was presented without a lot of context (like the longer, subsequent emails where he offered make-up exams and thus wouldn’t penalize students who didn’t make class) and that…

My hot take, McDonald’s nuggets are the best, you are wrong and have bad taste.

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

I’m so glad he did run on that play. Just so I could lol at the Mets fans in this photo...

“I hear our music... Does that mean we’re going back to Kansas City?”

<3 u jguts

One dude stops waving before the bus is even fully passed. One dude couldn’t be bothered to put on a red shirt. One dude DIDN’T EVEN STAND UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR.

He got off lucky. No one was there to see it.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.