Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

Witnesses told police they were horrified a fellow Tennessean would do that to a third grader

Hermann went on to say that "those slapping sounds you hear are us disciplining our fans."

Let's kick it over to Paul, from the Van Down by the River.

Yup.

I'm sure Oakland is dialing right now.

"What if I trade you this autographed ball for your number?"

I have no regrets about watching Royals vs A's.

The Royals are in first place. Pizza.......Pizza

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

Sigh. It's called celiac disease. Yes, yes, you've been tested. Try another doctor who gives a shit. You know what I don't do every morning? Vomit. You know what I used to do? Vomit. It's either celiac, or eating to late at night before bed without taking an acid pill. I know that if I take an acid/femotidine 20 mg at…

This has been debunked. You are either celiac or not. Why are we even still even discussing Gluten intolerance?

So I guess I won't be naming my daughter Tubgirl.

Yeah it's fucking nonsense because it demands equal comparison between men and women when they don't play in things that are comparable because they don't directly compete. Take the soccer example. Landon Donovan is our top scorer in men's soccer where he's competing in a game dominated by Europeans and South…

Arguing that DQ is part of the "suburbanization" of Manhattan just reinforces the idea that (some, read: Gothamist, EVG, etc...) NYCers are incredibly, and pridefully, insular. While there are DQs in suburbs, DQ is first and foremost a small town company/experience (which is as fundamental of a difference as between…

Dude - just ask your fucking friend to take the fucking photo.

Rich Evans laugh is magical.

As a huge Browns fan, I can relate. Last year, I proposed to my girlfriend outside of destitute, shit-stained junkyard when all of a sudden, a boorish, ash covered creature crawled out from under his cardboard box. "Congratulations, I hope it turns out for the best," he said in passing. What an experience. Though she…

If you like Punch Drunk Love, you will really enjoy Jack and Jill.