Front offices have increasingly come to appreciate the value of relievers, and the success of the Cubs and Indians—

The only thing missing from this is a crappy Bob Saget voiceover

These pizzafuckers keep bringing up that damn picture. What kind of child sex slaves owners put pictures of their child sex slaves on Instagram? I like it also that they keep the Instagram outline around the pic when showing the photo, somehow thinking that it gives it more credibility. I would believe it more if…

They literally just did it a week ago while down 8

I was excited til I saw a picture of them. Looks likes it going to be business as usual...

French fried when he should have pizza-ed

For the video of the train in the Tsunami

Hurrah! And a Bully for Ol’ Mizzou!

I hate it when I walk into an event just before sunset with my sunglasses on and have to hold on to them for the next 4 hours.

I take it you’re not drinking the cool aid?

I would argue that Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith did slightly improve on the one-liners

I thought Kansas football was obscure enough that they didn’t need to hide.

66 looks drunk, like he’s unaware of what just happened.

For 26 years, I’ve eaten 2 ham & cheese sandwiches nearly everyday

He seems like a nice guy

To the woman in the captain america suit

Rick James, Napoleon Dynamite...Why are all these athletes pulling costumes from 2004?

Thank you for not going into any specifics about Missouri. I mean damn, remember when we won this division? 2 years in a row in fact! Now this team can’t beat directional schools, 2 years removed. The best analogy I can give on how quickly things went south is the Mizzou basketball team, and even that collapse took…