I wouldn’t be shocked if Tiger makes a surprise appearance once he gets wind of this mysterious “bird aphrodisiac” he’s just gotta try out.

It’s lucky for the golfers that, much like the Tiger they encountered on tour, most of these animals don’t pose a threat.

I can't imagine driving around flaunting my wealth in a place with that level of poverty. I felt like an idiot being on the air conditioned bus going to our hotel. :/

That was my first thought. Go Louisiana! You’re slightly less horrible than people think!

How awful is it that my first reaction was to be really proud of Louisiana for not liking this guy more? What a low, low bar.

That is an insult to Rip Taylor (who’s a national treasure!)

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

Well, I am glad they asked Eric to clarify his father’s nonsense opinions. I feel so much better knowing sexual harassment happens because most women don’t possess Ivanka’s immense strength and courage. Okay!

Not like those assholes who let themselves be harassed, amirite? This reminds me of Trump’s press conference where he suggested that Putin call’s Obama the n-word, and that it’s Obama’s fault for not being respected. Whoever get’s attacked is to blame for not preventing it in the first place. The Trumps have very odd…

Wow way to go. This made me smile for the first time this morning. Hope more foundations see this and pick up the idea.

I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.

Over Macho Grande?

Reminds me of that day over Macho Grande.

They are serious. And don’t call them Shirley.

Shirley PD can't be serious. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

It can’t be very easy to flip one of the lowest and widest cars on the road, either. Right?

Pretty sure that’s a Bugatti, dude. Probably with low tire pressures and thinks it’s a Mustang.

The Operator claimed he became distracted and lost control of the vehicle causing it to roll over landing on its roof.