Crunchy taco shells are the actual worst. Even that flat-bottomed bullshit will still disintegrate after two bites.

I’m also taken aback whenever people insist that country music is “family friendly.” As if drinking, sex, and cheating haven’t been prominently featured from the get-go.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

“Maybe you should just try a teeny tiny bit to not express your thoughts in ways that actively hurt other people?”

For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect…

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

Gorgeous and Fiat Multipla in the same sentence??? Guys, I’m not sure but this might be spam...

Macaroni and Cheese still tastes as good as it did when I was five. Right out of the box too. None of that fancy shit.

State motor vehicle databases.

How do people get vehicle info so easily? Even if I paid it off at the purchase, without a loan, how is it that random ass companies know what vehicle I drive?

I don’t remember who tweeted it, so I apologize for not giving credit, but there was a tweet last night along the lines of...

This is just perfect.

We live in a world where people get voice mails from “the IRS,” from a phone number in rural Michigan, saying “The IRS is filing a lawsuit against you unless you call us back and follow our instructions by going to Walmart and buying $1,000 in Amazon gift cards, and reading us the numbers over the phone, because…

Once they called and asked about my vehicle. I told them that it was totaled and I lost my daughter in the accident.

You SHOULD feel guilty. Get on that shit. It’s worth it. Even if you have to give up something else to make the time!!!

This makes me feel guilty for not watching her show. She’s the best.

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”