I caved and bought it this morning. I’d been following the game for years, through the hype machine, the disastrous launch, and the early patches adding more content, just waiting until it finally looked in a stage where I was ready to jump in. Quite frankly, looks like it’s here!

How does DNA testing the leaves find a culprit? Does the DNA transfer from the seed to the leaf? Otherwise they’re wasting DNA testing on people who walk downtown and touch the leaves. 

“Eckerdt told the outlet there are no suspects and that he has considered claiming that his department could gather DNA evidence from plant leaves, with the hope of discouraging future plantings.”

thank god we’re being protected from these old, sick, and dastardly criminals.

Pretty sure that the NRA didn’t do it moron.

Don’t remember who first said it, but this reminds me of the old saw: Florida is the only place you can go where, the more North you go, the more South you go.

Reminder: Northern Florida is still The South.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

There is Clarke Center Park, formally Carbide Park. You can’t really camp there, but it is an actual recreational park. But the park you’re looking for is Frozen Head, that’s an actual campsite park.

He isn’t a journalist. He is a performance artist.

Cows love hoods too.

PSA: Jorni is now just impersonating literally everyone and spamming the fucking site.

Of course they are: they just lost a senate race in fucking Alabama. They’ve utterly poisoned the well for an entire generation that’s going to be voting for the next 50+ years, while their own voting base is shrinking faster than Roy Moore’s dick at turning-20 birthday party.

if your model is included on the list of affected laptops on HP’s website you should probably talk to the IT department at your company. they’ll definitely want to fix it (assuming they’re not already using the keylogger to track you that is)

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

exactly, he’s not normal, does not know how to relate to people in a way that doesn’t include barking an order

Exactly. I actually think he was trying to be (or at least appear) nice, but he’s so unused to it that it came out weird and stilted like this. He doesn’t know how to be kind.

Warmest condolences? These are victims of a mass shooting. Who talks like this?