I’m glad I have an Administrative Assistant to screen my calls. I reward her with gifts to say thanks for preventing me from talking to annoying people who waste my time.

Why is there celery in it?

Countdown clocks look good on the silver screen.

I’d like to see those two in a morning show.

I recommend adding Cuttlefish and Asparagus to that list.

Would those be a child poopy diaper or an adult poopy diaper?

Scuttled

Unfortunately, it’s considered bad luck to rename a ship. Any military vessel needs all the luck it can get.

That kid needs a custom computer case like this one.

Mangalores?

Yes, but you also have to remember some most police officers are really, really stupid.

Looks like he locked his knees. I’ve seen this quite a few times before.

You forgot Q on that list.

What a bunch of jerks-offs!

I’ll drink to that!