“The future begins today.”

True, but bullets ricochet sometimes.

You’ll put your eye out.

I also recommend Magnetic BBQ Grill lights. Might not work too well on aluminum or fiberglass body panels.

You forgot Piss Jugs!

I have regular towels and paper towels in my car.

I’m just glad the real bully is behind bars now.

She might need something like this.

“You ain’t no governor because you have no backbone,”

1:44:50

It could have been worse.

“that their grandchildren might be a hated minority in their own country.”