As a Satanist myself I hope they all fall down a well headfirst.

I distinctly remember Squamate being normal a few years ago, and would engage in intelligent, thoughtful conversation. Mustve lost his health insurance and gone off his meds or something (I speak from experience)

 Eh, not my thing. How about a softball uniform instead? Eyeblack optional. Wait, no it isn't.

The answer is yes.

The only good thing Zemeckis has done in 15 years.

Haha, you calling this site a film snob blog. Thats rich. 

Maybe because youre part of that downside?

Why not? Would there be any reason for it not to still be open for business?

He finds boarding schools problenatic as well, I reckon.

I feel ya on that, even after people apropos of nothing always compliment mr on how good I smell and ask me what my secret is: the secret is always worrying about smelling bad.

Incompetent s with really stupid nicknames. 

Well with the mallet you could really fear for Wendy and Danny because he could beat up on them without killing them right away. With the axe you just know that Jack isnt going to connect with anything other than doors and Scatman Crothers

I still dont understand this crap that Winter Soldier was a thriller. Looked like a standard superhero movie to me...

Thats who I pictured while reading the series.

Oh Jesus Christ youre one of those people, arent you.

Yeah, no shit.

Nah, fuck Disney.

Almost as bad as the acting from the guy playing Mr. T

Id rather watch Arnold in a sequel to Commando than playing the Goddamned Terminator again. Fuck, Id take a Running Man or Raw Deal sequel over this.

Eh, at least it has Linda Hamilton this time.