Hopefully they just set the board on fire and toss it in the trash.

Because trees dont eat crops, they eat carbon dioxide and produce oxygen. Thats beneficial, not detrimental.

Hes just a gentleman and doesnt kiss and tell.

Yeah Id get someone else to try it first. 

Great article but ive never heard of any of these brands and labels. Are they a Midwest thing? I guess Ill find the closest california equivalent.

You beat the odds on that one. Some kids will just pull an Alex Keaton and go the opposite way and declare that movies suck. But good work!

What does Marty have to do with the 2015 technology? 

Youre responding to an actual walking, talking, festering pile of shit so tread lightly.

Yeah, tingly hands is basically the first step in my morning routine.

Youre not very informed on how Hollywood works. This isnt 1955 anymore.

He seems to lean in on these extreme transformations as sime sort of crutch or concession to his own personal insecurities regarding his natural "pretendin'" talent...

We’re still using vulgarian as an insult? Do you want to slap Melania with your glove and challenge her to a duel as well? 

Can I have your therapist's phone number?

All Robin Hood adaptations should have a Folksy, guitar-strumming Rooster as Alan-a-Dale.

Did you "wreck" yer butthole?

Well yeah. Thats why having kids in this modern world is for fools. Didnt ya get the memo?

Dahl sounds like he was quite the sadistic little asshole, or a "major prick", if you prefer.

Because at least 30 years ago the greedy, coked out movie executives also loved movies in addition to making assloads of money? Now its a bunch of assholes who read the Wall Street Journal as their entertainment.

What story is left to tell? Martys daughter goes back in time and gets hit on by an actor pretending to be young Michael J Fox?

Get the hell outta here, you wackadoo. How come all people with children are crazy?