AAnd all this because some remarked that it seemed a bit soon for another star wars movie: 6 months almost to the day. Sounds like yet another preemptive strike on someone who is less than 100% committed to lining Disney’s pockets with more billions.

Wby does it bother you so much? Someone criticizes disposable Disney fluff and you have a meltdown. I don’t see you wagging your finger at all the people here who love that DC crap.

Heres a thought: take a hammer to your computer, and smash it into a million pieces.

Jessee has an interesting history regarding star wars and the comments section here

They let Jesse handle this review? Oh Boy, here we go....

That’s a pretty cool dynamic they have going there...

what misspelled words? the second “your”? That’s autocorrect on the phone, does that shit all the time.

Your mutant power is defending a corrupt, monolithic corporation that produces cynically slick children’s entertainment... And then acting like your standing up for the little guy.

Hey I was just watching a video on Suburban Sasquatch last night! It reminded me that some people want to be a filmmaker more than they actually want to make films, and to watch myself in that regard going forward.

easy there, little boy....

That’s like competing for best punch to the nuts....

Is Oswalt mentally unstable now that his wife has tragically passed? Seems like it....

or you get 1941...

really? Did you just compare comic book geeks with under represented groups?

Oh fuck that Will Wheaton thing is from family guy? And all these years I thought my buddy was being clever pronouncing Wesley Crusher’s name that way....

WWell there are lots of children, man children, and people with money to burn out there. Where does that leave the rest of us normal folks?

You’re deliberately leaving out all the other crap like tv and the insane marketing puabes these reheated turds get.

But... but... it was a POLISHED turd!

It’s certainly more in line with a comic book, that’s for sure. And since when is “logical” scary?

How was that a mistake? Children should have nightmares every night.