How come no one’s mentioned that Miller’s kid looks like Opie?

AHAHAHAH I’m from San Diego, if we were going to Disneyland, it was usually a last minute thing, planned a day or two in advance. BECAUSE WE COULD. (Plus CA resident discount packages! the shit!)

Whenever I think I’m going crazy, someone like you steps up and reminds me that there is still reason and sanity left in the world. Then someone else comes along to to attack you and I feel like the world has slipped on its axis again....

I’m starting to wonder if Yummsh is Recognitions in disguise....

You really seem to get a lot of joy throwing around accusations, like calling someone a pedophile is the same as calling them a jerk or something.

My favorite part is where he either pretends or think it’s normal to be repulsed by women who are under an arbitrary age number as if it’s Two Girls, One Cup. I’ve still yet to see anyone go “Oh shit she’s HAAAWWWWWWT!” so it is just premptive outrage.

WE get it. You have a granny fetish, which makes girls who look 10 years older than most 17 year olds today look 15 to you.

Someone up there seems to be worried that 10 years from now someone will use this comment thread to start a petty argument so they just want how gross they find 17 and a 1/2 year olds down for the record, because all of a sudden the photo wouldn’t have been gross if it had been taken two months later... riiiight.

Jesus, take it easy there.

Yeah this one was the last story I’d expect to see adapted, since there’s barely any story there, just a few shocking moments and what-the-fuckery

I’ve never stopped reading a book right before the climax. That book ruined my September because it started to convince me that my favorite Author had lost his fucking mind.

That’s because Owen King is not very good, at least in the ideas section. A real self loathing oozes out of his writing and characters, who are all navel gazing “woe is me” parodies of what Fox News thinks a “Beta male” might be. His first full length novel was an ode to giving up on your dreams because your the…

and now fucking Kinja is fucking up and I can’t see the pic I posted. Oh well, not that important anyway.

Ken Burns, that’s a good one. I had that actor who played Pyro in Xmen instead of him... mainly because of the Hills Have Eyes Remake:

It was one of those damn special deal ebooks/audio recordings that slip thru the cracks of an author’s bibliography, which I always find maddening. Luckily my local library had the audiobook, so I could find out this is a glorified short story, not a novella. Oh, and King already wrote it in 1977 and it was called…

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

That’s what’s so great about the original show. They also had music during scenes of chasing the suspects and serving warrants, and it wasn’t that same droning after school special musical sting they always use. There is a two part mafia episode in Season 1 that could be stitched together and screened in theaters and…

Good. I was expecting a shorter version of Nick Nolte with Nicolas Cage hair.

Just ask Zach Galifianakis

4 goddamn heart attacks, Jesus Christ. And an otherwise healthy man, too. Not like he was carrying around an extra 50 pounds like most people who live to have more than one cardiac event like that.