well yeah, lots of mileage there, plenty of time to pick up nails and hit potholes....

President Luke Wilson ran on that as one of his planks....

You can tell who the freelancers are by the distinctive voice and point of view.

Ant Man shrinks himself down to the size of a flu virus and spends 3 weeks inside THanos’s immune system making him feel REALLY rundown

Well I never said that was my opinion, did I? But it certainly was the opinion of the 5 to 10 people I know who DID read it and all had the same complaint. But hey, someone insinuated that something you like isn’t the most wonderful thing in the world, so I must be arguing in bad faith, right?

oh yeah I wasn’t saying there is no artistic designs in the creative teams, just this idea that EVERY single detail was a creative decision is something that slavish fan devotion tends to encourage.

what are you talking about. It’s a hot take that I read books? And how that might influence my story sensibilities?

Too bad Trump uses it or we could convince him that all the twitter people hate him and he’d probably shut it down... Shit, I HATE slippery slopes, they’re so inviting....

60 year olds have a sex life to spice up?

She can fart real good...

Are you sure you’re a paid employee of the av club ans not just one of us? The long posts are usually the domain of the particularly unhinged Star Wars or Marvel fan.

Like in Pee Wees Big Adventure!

Well there were usually the most beautiful model/actresses in the biz covered with a little makeup, you’re only human... (or ARE you?)

I only shame skinny people for thinking they’re not skinny. Fuck those people (not ones with eating disorders specifically, I mean).

Ok I get the THanos thing (He’s just a purple/blue UFC fighter after all) but Robots? I think these people need to get out more, once you start finding anything SLIGHTLY anthropomorphic sexually attractive.....

Yeah, just a passive aggressive guilt trip. That’s not annoying AT ALL.....

I meant people who somewhat enjoy marvel movies, but enjoy novels with coherent story structures far more often. It’s like that stupid Game of Thrones book that put the main storyline on pause for 500 pages to catch up with a bunch of supporting characters (never read it, thankfully).

Well, I DO support Euthanasia, so I’d be a hypocrite to condemn cheering that on....

and The Sun Dog is a glorified prologue to Needful Things (showing the previous owner of the shop the villain sets up in), and It Grows on You is barely a story, more of an anecdote...

They already showed in Civil War how Antman is the secret MVP of the Avengers in a battle, so I’m betting the Wasp will kick some serious Thanos ass in Avengers 4.