I usually stand in the parking lot and wait to go into the store with a large group, so I don’t have to once again dash the hopes of a desperate child who just wants to go home.

I deleted what I was going to reply with because it’s just no use. I guess in your mind there are only two types of people in the world: good ones and bad ones; the guy who cut you off in traffic this morning is just as bad as the guy who shoots a bunch of people.

And yet still only Kevin Smith and Trey Parker remember you guys up there exist.... Even Jim Carrey has become Peter Pan in “Hook”(1991)....

He’s keeping up the family tradition of hanging out by the playground during recess, like his father and Grandfather before him.

He was WAY cooler than the girl who showed up with the retainer that required headgear...(It always seemed to be a girl at my school)

Then again... selling cookies at the Grocery Store... I think I’d take my chances with the Joseph Smith crowd.

Like that scene in Alien Resurrection?

Talk about splitting hairs. Are the ‘K’ the ‘F’ and the ‘C’ just supposed to be a coincidence?

Basically we should just have an organization that lets parents take their kids camping in big groups.

I’m partial to “The Davy Crockett Society”... maybe they’ll teach them how to defend a worthless fort so a drunk asshole has enough time to get his shit together and gather his forces in opposition to Santa Ana.

So the moms are the real problem here... (let your daughters do cool shit, dammit! No, I DON’T want to buy a 4 dollar box of Dosi-Do’s, those taste like sugared cardboard!)

So when are we going to change the name of the Girl Scouts? I’m sure there are tons of boys who want to stand outside Safeway begging people for cookie money every February....

Ya know, for all the hype that the town of Castle Rock gets in the Stephen King oeuvre, there are only a handful of stories set in the town and only Needful Things IIRC is a typical supernatural Stephen King story. You got your Cujo’s two chapters of the Dead Zone, The Body, that new novella I guess is supernatural…

... are they Catholic? Is that cause of this?

Now I wanna know why they didn’t cast Steve Martin as Hank Pym....

Making your parents proud is really a sucker’s game. Usually all you get out of it is denial until they have a dramatic death scene at the end of the movie (same in real life).

Well Ant Man IS the “Everybody Loves Raymond/According to Jim” of the MCU....

I’d only accept Howard the Duck in a Guardians movie.... or possibly Thor if they were still making those....

Are you being literal? I can never tell around here since so many usually condemn and abhor violence on this site.

I read all Dennis Miller related newswires while peeking through my fingers these days, sadly.