Mine is ”anything from before 2001"

Pop culture ended in 2009.

Right down to Denis Leary commanding a counterculture army in the sewers of LA.

Scorsese vs Sbarro (if they were still around)

Soderbergh vs Whataburger

I think they call it Hardees because after youve eaten you feel like you’ve swallowed some hard, like a lava rock the size of a fist.

Ffunny, you need one of those handy and loaded to enjoy those sliders.

But what if Goldblum is half dinosaur in the next film?

JJurassic Run coming to an iphone near you...

Seeing from the link at the bottom i wanna knoe how long Goldblum has been wearing Dr. Malcolm’s glasses for real..

... My dignity, too!

WWhich is why ep 9 is probably going to be a hot squirt of runny diarrhea, strewn with lettuce, corn, and a few drops of blood.

... What’s wrong with that?

Wow youre a piece of sbit with a moronic view of film.

Man, you kids with your Bowsers and Princess Peach’s. It’s KING KOOPA & PRINCESS TOADSTOOL, DAMMIT. 2 Year Old Me will NEVER FORGET....

Sorry, but I just REALLY hate Season 7, out of all 22 episodes I can only tolerate X Cops and the Genie one. Everything else? Not X Files. Duchovny was a fucking Zombie in every episode save for the one he directed.

You really need Bernard Hermann to class things up.

You are insane and need to try living in reality for a change.

BBiggest mistake in Ghostbusters 2? That Godawful late 80s Randy Edelman score, which sounded like it came from a coffee commercial.

Yet all the movies suck....