Its like an RPG, but with more orgasms than gaming.

Ready Player Obe is Nostalgia Porn for kids who want to know more about what their parents liked growing up. Its like my generations subculture of only listening to classic rock from 1965 - 1983. Or whatever the fuck was going on with the Gen Xers in “Swingers”.

To be fair, that is probably Judy’s most annoying song. But Ill go to bat for I Want a New Drug and Heart & Soul as having some depth. The Heart of Rock n Roll kept beating during the mid 80s thanks to good ol Huey. Too bad he couldn’t share the spotlight with his two brothers. Dewey was the real talent in the family.

OOh no you didnt....

Arent they all?

I think Puzo had a page count quota and threw in some dirty stuff so it could sell in the paperback racks. The Godfather stuff was just a clothesline to hang tabloid style Roma a clef. He only wrote thr book cause he owed a casino 20 grand or something.

Or is it like getting Rick-Rolled? Probably not as pleasant.

You shouldn’t watch movies.

Funny, I used to love the Moonraker movie as a kid during all the Bond marathons, but hated the song. I used to mock it while playing Goldeneye 64 whenever someone would find the Moonraker laser in multiplayer. Best movie with worst song? That’d have to be License to Kill (you go from Duran Duran and A-Ha to Gladys…

Either song, that title sequence is so bizarre I don’t think even Shirley Bassey could have made it work.

The fucker moves like a greased pig, unlike a lot of bloated Bond flicks that get praised (I’m looking at you, The Spy Who Loved Me)

IIt was good casting, with those eyebrows.

Have you seen Sam Neil lately? Dude looks like he’s seen some shit and been to places we can only imagine in our nightmares.

Thank God I’m still allowed to make fun of myself. The day that someone gives an O’Kelly shit for making Drunken Leprechaun jokes...

Hst that’s your hangup, not his. So he has the advantage.

“Having it both ways”? It’s called having a personal opinion, you fucking jackass.

Like the Coen Bros hiring Bill Murray for Garfield?

Or how winning an Oscar sabotages character actor’s careers for a while as they try to adjust to the new opportunities... Cuba Gooding Jr. is the debut article, right?

What the hell are you babbling about? So Gossett should have turned down the role in Enemy Mine because he wore a mask, yet you say it’s one of his best performances?

Admit it, you saw the thumbnail of black actor and figured this was the perfect forum to make it all about racism....again.

Does D.A.R.R.Y.L. count as well?