Exactly. This guy gets it. Why can’t others?

There’s your problem, you lived in Memphis.

Move out of the sticks.

Not everyone’s a nerd about this stuff like you.

We’re talking about normal people.

Less cliche? Haven’t seen a lot of 70s movies, have you

Fuck realism, this is the movies.

another person who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, but can’t wait to trot out all those “Kevin Smith is fat” jokes from high school and college. C’mon. at least make a pot joke or hockey jersey joke, that at least would be relevant.

Hell my doctors won’t even take the fact that somedays I have so little sensation in my feet that I can’t stand up, because hey I’m only 30 come back when you’re in your 50's, which isn’t looking likely that I’ll still be around at this rate. Nerve Damage sucks.

I’m betting the pot helped, actually.

notice all the people coming around here to call Kevin Smith fat, despite not seeing a recent photo of him in the past 5-8 years? Once people think you’re a fat guy, you’re still a fat guy to them if you lose weight, but now they say you just look weird, like Drew Carey.

...uh, he’s already as skinny as he’s gonna get. Or is your metric for skinny Calvin Klein heroin model?

I almost suffered an aneurysm when I read that, brain overload.

You’re a dummy who does more harm to progressive politics than any Reddit asshole 10fold.

You didn’t see the movie, did you

sometimes even dumber, because they don’t even have the excuse of it being learned behavior passed down from previous unenlightened generations. They come up with the stupid all on their own.

Well now you’re talking about a completely different story, dipshit. Are you saying that Sicario should be four hours long so it doesn’t inadvertently hurt anybody’s feelings?

I’m so sad that we didnt get Early 80s Spielberg’s adaptation of The Talisman.

Nah, Storm of the Century, even though it was written for tv.

Uncle Buck?