This man’s suggestion, all day long.

This is honestly my favorite movie of the last 10 years at least, and whenever it comes on, I have to watch it from wherever I come into it from, much to the distain of my girlfriend who every time is “oh god, THIS movie again, with all the cars and the ugly weirdos?”

That’s unbelievable.  You must have bought the haunted one off the lot.  My ‘96 LS400 is still bulletproof today.

I’m SO tempted to buy an HD just on general principle right now, even though I don’t have a garage to store it in, and I don’t even ride bikes.  I’m a Milwaukee native, and don’t want to see the company go under.  Probably not my best line of thinking.....but it’s well within my means, too.

These cars, like buying a new Alfa, are a fool’s errand, but man, they’re absolutely beautiful.

That was funny, and a perfect analogy.  Fuck the Astros.

You know, I kinda have to disagree - with experienced drivers and much less traffic on the roads, this may very well have been the BEST time to break this record, all things considered.

“Make sure to return it with a full tank of fuel, too, so she really goes up in a jiffy!”

B*tch please, she’s been hooned hard and long, and put away wet.

Tragedy about the cars.....but how pretty are the Israeli girls?

That scene would probably scare the hell out of me now, like it did when I watched it 20 years ago.

Yeah, I’ll take that all day over a 15 year old German car that’s just ready to shit the bed on you every time you try to take her out.

Quiet fool! Don’t give the secret away!

4-door version sucks, but that 2-door model, oh, baby.

Saito always does amazing work.  Awesome piece.

We’re not supposed to feel bad about this, are we?

God, it’s a beautiful machine.

I fly a lot for work, and the recliners are terrible, but the real criminals are the airlines who rob us of any kind of dignity in our seats and legroom.

Wait - they sell bluetooth tape deck adaptors?

This man is a scholar, a gentleman, and a goddamned hero.  I miss my ‘99 9-3 coupe so much right now.