Yeah - Philly doesn’t know how to use a shovel, however. It’s a disgrace. Some Chicago neighborhoods try the “dibs” system, but its only the outlying ones.

You know, I never realized that’s where WVU is. College towns are always pretty great. Very cool!

Something tells me life is pretty quiet in Morgantown, WV. Though I remember the first time I saw my first Bentley SUV here in Chicago last summer. It was 9am, I was running 5 minutes late into the office, and one almost hit me tearing around a right turn onto Chicago Avenue. I was like “Hey, that was a Bentley SUV…

“Why are you laughing?!?”

So it turns out that professional sports revenue is down across the board, and it doesn’t just affect attendance at NFL games because a handful of players didn’t stand for the national anthem? Are you suggesting that conservative media is lying to us again? /s

Ha. :) I’m sure your wife is just as striking, but inherently more trustworthy than this Merc.

God, she’s beautiful, but I wouldn’t trust her for a second, and $30k is a lot of coin.

It’s glorious, and you totally Subaru-porned this piece out, but that aftermarket stereo has to go.

Well, that’s good to know. The Chi is full of aforementioned scrubs, with no idea where they’re going, and who will come to a dead stop without warning.

I feel bad for just about everyone who has taken a hit on those taxi medallions, except for Cohen.

Good for you, man. That’s called “pride,” and you’re getting it back for yourself.

There isn’t a jury in the nation that would have found you guilty for decking him right then and there.

Well, that was the best thing I’ve seen all year.

Then, of course, there’s the fact that Johnson could mop the floor with old Vin whenever he chooses to.

To our English compatriots: I’m sure the bus service in your fine nation is at a slightly higher caliber than what is offered here in the States. However, if you’re looking for a scare, an adventure, or a way to meet a new meth-smoking buddy, try taking a bus from St. Louis to say, Cleveland sometime. Yeah, buddy, Mr.…

Like 45 minutes later.

I was hoping the cop gave him a half-taze, just for being stupid, and never having visited his local librarian.

It was beautiful then, and beautiful now.

Well, my friend, that’s your situation to deal with, but I’m sure you’ll handle it with grace and patience - as best you can, that is. (And man, I hope they don’t somehow give Trump a pass with the whole banging-porn-stars after his 3rd wife just gave birth to his fifth kid thing.)

God, these days I don’t take anything for granted. Okay, glad you’re not dealing with THOSE kind of conservatives, but rather the mild ones who more than likely actually walk the walk, too.