I met Danny Pudi at a bar once last year. I talked to him for like 3 minutes and he's honestly the coolest dude.

Don't think I've ever been to an Applebee's. It always seemed like one of those milquetoast, super white restaurant chains.

Fuck it. Give us your best shot, North Korea. This country sucks.

Hopefully he gets shanked in prison and dies. Now that would be true justice.

Nope.

It's 'Mr. Freeze'?

Batman and Robin was the first movie I remember going to see as a kid. Dr. Freeze for some reason was kinda scary. I was like 5.

He was always neocon trash. Saw first hand the horrors of war and yet had no problem green-lighting all America's shitty wars.

It was kinda fun for a while, but all that arbitrary trash they make you have to do is dumb. Good riddance.

Probably not, in which case I hope his tumor grows

Well now I'm glad I quit the boy scouts after my second year of high school

I'm a really fucked up person, so you're probably right

I remember going on a boy scout camping trip once and when I got back, the rest of my family was bragging about going to see that movie

I am glad they got Digital Love into that medley

McGruff and the Neighborhood Watch signs taught me to be suspicious of anyone wearing trench coats

The rule to teach your children should be to just stay away from the hard stuff, otherwise you end up dead or wandering around naked at night

for every working class voter we lose, we'll win one out of every 30 rich white republicans!

Didn't know this dude was a Republican. And he had a show on the "liberal" MSNBC network?

I've said it before, but this is the best kind of evil Republican government because they're so easy to make fun of and they also suck at getting things done

NO. You will not make me like you, Mike Pence.