*coughs for 10 minutes* TREVOR NOAH

I live in Pasadena. I should definitely not check this out.

Sincerely hope Alex Jones chokes to death on his next steak or whatever the hell he eats

Meh. He'll be back for There Will Be Blood 3.

Ah yes, Kill Bill. My favorite QT movie.

This is my position too. Then you have to run against Pence in 2020. I think impeachment would be a big mistake.

The Resistanse!

Tough news for die hard Broad City fan Donald Trump

Take out the ham. Ham sucks. Replace with pepperoni. I'm fine with the pineapple though.

this is the worst "I definitely don't jerk off to cartoons" excuse ever.

blow up the moon

Aww, that's no way to talk about our adorable grandpa! Sure a million Iraqis are dead, but everyone makes mistakes!

I think this means he gets grounded up into rocket fuel. RIP.

They are pretty much the same thing, except lyft allows in-app tipping, which is big

maybe if Kesha were 17, he would've hugged her

I saw this just now. FWIW, it's probably better than the 4th movie because I fell asleep during that one. In terms of somewhat mindless action/adventure movies, I think you can do a lot worse. The ending was nice too. I also liked the new chick. She's uhh…purdy.

Glad Travis Knight has found some success after a lucrative basketball career

He didn't even follow up on whatever he was going to say.

he's our special little guy

I bet there's a segment of him flipping out over a gender neutral bathroom