I actually started to write an essay, but then I realized the game.

I hope she rocks it. In fact, I'm confident she will. Because she's qualified. Kudos to Microsoft for simply hiring the right candidate. Period. Here's hoping she knocks all the developers upside the head with the XBOX One and gets them to fix it.

Yeah! I know! It's like Jezzie's don't want more harassment by douchebags in their life! What harpies!

Well, do you blame 'em? I find the older I get the less I have tolerance for dumbassery in general. Especially internet dumbassery over what type of genitals I happen to have.

Let's just keep pretending the only issue is with fake geek girls polluting the waters—not full-blown fucking sexism. Seriously, fucking 2013 and there are little bitches out there that think she can't do her job because she's a woman? Fuck that.

Can we please please please track down that dress and/or a reasonable facsimile? It's not often that I think, "I would look AWESOME in that," but I thought it here.

Although I don't really understand why I feel so strongly about her, I have to say that it positively thrills me to see here looking so great. Those boys are adorable and I really hope that she is truly happy and fulfilled. She's certainly come a long way from the 5150 days.

Sure, the song is horrible. But this makes me smile. They're such a cute family.

the billboard is actually up on Sunset Blvd — it was never banned in LA — everyone just picked up the TooFab.com story without double-checking

When I do laundry I often end up taking out of the pile instead of out of my closet and dresser, until the pile is no more and the laundry needs re-doing.

Yeah, this reminds me of those news stories where an abused/rescued puppy is shown on the news, so the shelter is flooded with calls to adopt the "little angel," but when the shelter says the dog has already found a home, none of the callers want one of the other hundreds of puppies needing homes just as much.

Do not flush tampons down the toilet. It can clog the pipes, and cause water damage because of leaks. It's definitely gross and unpleasant to do, but wrap it up and toss it in the trash. Toilets aren't really made to deal with tampons.

Ugh. As a small business owner and a person who does a large quantity of shopping online - stop!

You're the reason why things are expensive...

Quite honestly, comments like this are pretty unhelpful and condescending. It's super easy to be a liberal in a blue state. I know, because I spent a long time living and going to grad school in NYC, before making my home in Austin. What would you like us all to do? Flee like you did, and let the state continue on…

No, for McCarthy, stink lines are entirely appropriate.

• Got beat by a girl.

If she joined the show, I would boycott it. Her position on autism has led to a rise in child mortality. There's really nothing to joke about- I find her a reprehensible human being.

Trust me, fucking nothing about this situation is at all acceptable to any Western people I have ever associated with.