None. Caffeine leaves me with a rapid and painful heartbeat, cold sweats, unable to concentrate, and feeling like I need to vomit. It isn't fun.

I live in a college town and it looks like the vast majority of events are happening this weekend. Other non-college aged folks I've talked to are also doing this weekend too, I don't think you will be alone!

I had a similar experience after I got married. I got married and moved to Texas in the same month. I showed up at the DMV to get a Texas license with my married name on it (I had already legally gotten my name changed). I sat in the DMV for 4 hours. The AC was broken and it was July. Miserable. I make it through the…

This was, and still is, me. I didn't realize that I am freakishly flexible until high school. As I've aged I've lost a little bit of flexibility, but not a lot. I can still grab my feet, stand and touch my head my foot, etc. My husband loves it.

It was really hard when it happened, but now I look back on it and it isn't so awful. Those guys were the losers, not me. And for one week myself and the other handful of girls who got stood up were royalty. The comradery among all the girls, no matter their social standing, didn't last forever. But, there was a…

So this wont be the first time I've shared this story on Jez, but I love telling it!

I'm a brunette. I had a section of my hair that, for quite a few years, was blonde. It grew at the back of my head. When I wore my hair in a pony tail I would get all sorts of questions about it. It eventually turned brown. It is still lighter then the rest of my hair, but no where near as noticeably as the blonde was.

I know!! Did no one teach him to wait his turn?!

I had a stent placed in my left illiac vein a few summers ago. The stent alone was just under $40,000; when I got that bill I had a minor freak out. Thankfully I didn't have to pay it, due to the stent coming from some fancy company there was all sorts of strange forwarding to insurance I and my doctor had to do. The…

Off topic-ish.

And each and every one of those gun owners are probably very happy that you cut of the relationship. This is just as narrow minded and extreme as the opposite side.

I too am grateful for the awesome lady who helped me out after our condom broke. She was nice, rather discrete about it, and even recommend I take some anti-nausea medicine as Plan B makes some people sick. She made a stressful experience a tiny bit less so.

"I also think that if you're just interested in something that looks beautiful, why should it make a difference?"

The synthetic's are nice already, look better in the store then the real ones do. My wedding band is synthetic diamonds- I picked it out because it looked so perfect in the store. Which makes sense since it was created to be so.

There's a little more to it then just picking them up off the ground. Most people find a lot of nothing or small flakes of semi-precious stones and not diamonds. Its fun and gives you a good excuse to go play in lots of dirt... but don't show up expecting to go home with a diamond.

My cat Nimbus (full name- Nimbus Kilgore Trout) would just shred it and eat it. Then he would have an upset tummy and I'd have lots of gross cardboard infused puke to clean up... why can't I just have a normal cat?!

My mother teaches in a right-to-work state, I'm adding her story to your description.

One of my favorite childhood memories involves a crane game. I was waiting in the entry way of a grocery store while my mother checked out. The crane game kept making noise so I went over to fiddle with it, I discovered that it was letting you play for free. So I started playing and won every single time. By the time…

These are typically printed fabrics. It leaves you with a printed front and a solid colored back. The image is not woven into the textile itself.

I like this, but I wish the print wasn't so blocky as it repeats. I think it would look better if it the rows were staggered. I really want to make sheets with it though! And line a coat, and cover an arm chair!